They bring a knife, we bring a gun: White House Publishes Photo of Obama Shooting.
Guns for me, but not for thee. I love the smell of new tone bullshit in the morning:
“Attn skeet birthers. Make our day — let the photoshop conspiracies begin!” – Plouffe

More: Obama goes shooting in his mom jeans ‘all the time’; White House sneers at ‘skeeters’
Also, don’t make fun of me.
More too late.

UPDATE 2-3-13: More Photo Hilarity. Telling people they can’t mess with something is a sure way to make sure they do.
Hilarity ensues as Twitter users caption and Photoshop Obama’s shooting photo